When I Rule the World I'll Have Snakes!

Hey I'm Crystine. 20 I live how I want and love who I choose.You will mostly see Glee, Max Adler, Doctor Who, Torchwood, HIMYM, and other randomness. I am a Pirate and proud. Come and talk to me whenever! I love talking to new people and am always here to help. I post spoilers so if you don't like that sorry but frankly I don't care. Love Me Hate Me I don't care, It still won't change me!
whatgatsby:

littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

YESSS THIS IS GREAT YES FUCK yeah

whatgatsby:

littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

YESSS THIS IS GREAT YES FUCK yeah

(Source: monodoh, via cottoncandypink)

deans-fucking-fallen-angel:

they-chose-family:

justanerdandherfandoms:

theofficialdemon-dean:

mmzzjj:

move your body~

This gif literally goes with everything. 

I’ve just sat here watching this gif and playing different songs and watching it match up with all of them for an hour.

I can’t stop

ugly heart by g.r.l. GO

deans-fucking-fallen-angel:

they-chose-family:

justanerdandherfandoms:

theofficialdemon-dean:

mmzzjj:

move your body~

This gif literally goes with everything. 

I’ve just sat here watching this gif and playing different songs and watching it match up with all of them for an hour.

I can’t stop

ugly heart by g.r.l. GO

(via uss-superwholock)

pluralfloral:

I want to see fat women portrayed as desirable & sexually autonomous

I want to see trans women portrayed as desirable & sexually autonomous

I want to see women of color portrayed as desirable & sexually autonomous

I want to see women with disabilities portrayed as desirable & sexually autonomous

It shouldn’t be considered a favor to be found attractive, & it sure as hell isnt a compliment to be fetishized. I want more fucking media that acknowledges that. fuck.

(via bloodpactmermaid)

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

(via ramblingeekette)

aihara-tenshi:

Saw it. Had to do it. Based on below.

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dearchemistry:

disney-annamation:

YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE FROZEN HEADCANON EVER.

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I couldn’t help myself. :-))

(via pilgrimkitty)

I have died and gone to desert heaven!!! #deepfriedcheesecake #sweetpotatocrumbcake #crescentcookies #montesanos  (at Montesano’s Italian Eateria)

I have died and gone to desert heaven!!! #deepfriedcheesecake #sweetpotatocrumbcake #crescentcookies #montesanos (at Montesano’s Italian Eateria)

warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

(Source: strongestmeme, via mcberrysworld)

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

(via ramblingeekette)

continueplease:

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

Photo Source: [x]

My city

(via ramblingeekette)

phantasmalwordsmith:

cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.



Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

An entire planet full of sarcastic assholes.

phantasmalwordsmith:

cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

An entire planet full of sarcastic assholes.

(via ramblingeekette)

somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

(via death-by-gallavich)